Canada- Not for Sale Unisex Hoodie 🇨🇦💰❌

Listen up, world—Canada is not up for grabs. You can’t put it in your cart, you can’t haggle for it at a flea market, and no, you definitely can’t trade it for a lifetime supply of poutine (tempting, but still no).

This ultra-cozy “Canada – Not for Sale” hoodie is perfect for:
✔ Braving the great outdoors (or just the freezing grocery store freezer aisle)
✔ Deflecting suspicious Americans
✔ Letting everyone know that the only thing you’re selling is your last Timbit… for the right price

Made with 100% unapologetically Canadian warmth, this hoodie is softer than a moose’s whisper and tougher than a hockey player’s missing tooth. So throw it on, and remind the world that some things—like Canada—are priceless.